urbanbrat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spongebobssquarepants
dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

misscokebottleglasses

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

seej500

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

seej500

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue.

The system works, guys.

blackexcellence101

THIS WORKS!!

gg-sugar

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

spongebobssquarepants
diaryofakanemem

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

turtle94c

“Whats your safe word?”

diaryofakanemem

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

paninimami

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

trashg0d

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

quietly-islayem

Lol i need to be his friend

reggienicolerocket

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂